LOBOATOMY? A new boating twist on the old adage, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!" Alas, even barbaric surgical procedures have no effect on the truly committed... boater!
Our most popular unisex shirt is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a comfortable and lasting fit. Features a rib-knit crew neck with double needle sleeves and hem. Direct-to-garment digital printing is of the highest quality. Each shirt is custom printed one at a time, so you can expect to receive your new shirt in approximately two weeks. Please make sure you order the correct size. Returns, exchanges and refunds are only given in the event of defective shirts. We unfortunately cannot grant returns, exchanges or refunds for wrong sizes.
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